Plant Porn, Anyone?

I kid you not, artist Jonathan Keats has created pornographic film for plants. That’s right, his intended audience is vegetable, not just between the ears but entirely. Houseplants, to be exact. I giggled my way through the first few paragraphs of this article, already planning the jokes I could craft into a post, but then I hit this line:

"It is very boring but that is part of the essence of pornography, that it is very repetitive," he said.

And all of a sudden, I’m not quite laughing anymore. Of course, this is the same artist behind the “God in a petri dish” bit some years ago, so perhaps that was his intent. Shame I missed his honeybee ballet!

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